2013年4月11日 星期四

菲律賓天使城快速指南(很差的翻譯~~)

Here's a quick do and don't guide for those of you looking to take your first trip

Do’s
- Get a cheap cell phone and collect bargirls numbers you want, cell phone a must
- Get some advice on Philippines Addicts 
- Interact with mamsans and papasans for advice, talk to foreign managers and owners
- Check out all the different bars to get the lay of the land
- All bars meaning Perimeter Road, Fields Avenue, and A. Santos Street
- Call a girl or girls down and play pool with them (pocket pool included)
- Find a bar you are comfortable with
- A hotel with a pool and invite girls over
- A 3 or 4some... Or more....
- Bring some chocolates and set them out in your room
- Meet up with fellow board members
- Go into a bj bar on Santos street
- Take a side trip with a girl to Subic, or other popular destination
- Plan your second trip before your first trip is over
- Shower with your barfine or barfines, the more the better
- Go to the SM Clark mall and walk around
- Take a trip to downtown Angeles and walk around
- Try different local restaurants/Filipino food
- Lock your valuables in a safe
- Carry enough money to have for the night, but not too much money your scared to lose

Don’t
- Get mad if you have a bad bar fine, go and get another girl
- Get in any loud confrontation with a local guy or trike driver
- Be shy
- Fall in love
- Listen to their heartfelt and BS stories of money needing 
- Buy tons of drinks for your bar fines friends
- Buy a double ladies drink
- Let the girl call the shots, you’re the boss
-       Buy Viagra from the street vendors, buy it online or bring it with you
- Be overwhelmed on your first night out, stay cool, watch and learn
- Give street kids or beggers any money
- Make lavish promises to a girl when your drunk, they keep you up on those
- Fall in love again
- Buy a flower from the flower lady
- Over tip anywhere
- Give a girl a key or unsupervised access to your room
- Fall in love AGAIN 

Feel free to make any more suggestions.... Cheers! 這裡是一個


快速做和不引導你尋找到拿你的第一個行程做的 -

找一個便宜的手機和收集bargirls號碼你想要的,手機一個必須 

-菲律賓吸毒者一些意見

  -互動的意見的mamsans和papasans的,談外國管理者和所有者

 -檢查了所有的不同的酒吧裁員的土地

-所有酒吧,意思是環路,菲爾茲大街,A.桑托斯街

 -調用一個女孩或女孩下來,打台球他們(包括口袋池) 

-你是舒服的酒吧 -一個帶游泳池的酒店,並邀請女孩 

- 3或4一些... 或者更....

-帶一些巧克力,並將其設置在你的房間 

-與其他董事會成員會面 -進入桑托斯街道上的BJ酒吧 

-順道與蘇比克一個女孩,或者其他受歡迎的目的地 

-計劃你的第二個出行前你第一次過

 -淋浴您的barfine或barfines的,更多更好的 

-轉到SM克拉克商場和走動 -走一趟洛杉磯市中心,四處走動 

-嘗試不同的當地餐館/菲律賓食品 -您的貴重物品鎖在一個安全的

 -卡里有足夠的錢在晚上,但沒有太多的錢你害怕失去不要 

-生氣,如果你有一個壞的酒吧罰款,去得到另一個女孩 

-獲取任何響亮的對抗中傢伙還是與當地的三輪車司機 -害羞 -戀上

 -聽他們的衷心和BS需要錢的故事 -買萬噸為您的欄罰款朋友飲料 

-購買一個雙女士喝 -讓女孩做主,你重新老闆 -購買偉哥的攤販,在線購買,或把它與你 

-被淹沒在你的第一個晚上,保持冷靜,觀看和學習 

-給流落街頭的孩子或乞丐任何錢 

-一個女孩許願當你喝醉了,他們讓你那些 -戀上了

 -花花小姐購買 -過針尖任何地方 -給一個女孩進入自己的房間鑰匙或無監督

-秋天在愛再 隨意做任何更多建議.... 乾杯! 

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